Why So Serious? Bratz Dolls Dangerous to Girls!
January 25th, 2009
The Onion’s chilling report:
Bratz Dolls May Give Young Girls Unrealistic Expectations Of Head Size
The Onion’s chilling report:
Bratz Dolls May Give Young Girls Unrealistic Expectations Of Head Size
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January 25th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
“In order to be beautiful you have to have a HEAD THAT IS TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR TORSO”?????????
“Being ok with HAVING A NOSE”????????????????
Whattafuck, Colleen?!
My already very low IQ just dropped 50 points, and I’m at the 1:25 mark.
January 25th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
I’m still disappointed I never developed that kung-fu grip.
January 26th, 2009 at 12:02 am
Sorry it took me so long to approve your comment! I am on strict internet lockdown hours! Deadlines, deadlines!
January 26th, 2009 at 12:03 am
Uh, maybe now is not the time to admit I used to do strange things to my GI Joe doll…
January 26th, 2009 at 12:22 am
Bet you loved the old commercial (I forget what the actual product was), where the little boy’s fake GI Joe ran off with the sister’s Fake Barbie in the convertible, leaving Fake Ken behind in the doll house! (I know I did! Hee!)
January 26th, 2009 at 12:29 am
I did indeed!