Thanks to BUST magazine for the lovely mention, and do click on the link for more info about the panel action at New York Comic Con.
Archive for February, 2009
A few posts down, I mentioned Michael Whelan’s adventures doing cover art for a Michael Jackson album cover, and then having trouble getting paid for it. It was pointed out to me that the cover art was for the Jackson Five album Victory, and not for a Michael Jackson album, so thanks for that, and that’s what I get for trying to remember the article off the top of my head!
I was going crazy trying to remember where I had found the story, but eventually dug up American Fantasy Summer 1987. So, not Interzone, as I had thought.

Whelan repeatedly praised the Jacksons as being nice to meet and deal with, but here’s the actual quotes from the magazine about the incident.
Whelan said: “The unfortunate thing was that so many people around them had their own ideas about what the painting should look like that my ideas of what it should be got lost in the shuffle. You can add to the fact that fifty percent of the painting was executed on a stove in an apartment in Hollywood in very hot weather, under adverse circumstances…by the time I figured attorney’s fees, how much time I spent on it and the aggravations, I probably made as much on an hourly basis as I would’ve received for a regular commission.”
Whelan reserves most of his disattisfaction for the record company who “…were constantly trying to get me to get my price down, telling me they had illustrators lining up on the street outside to do this job for free and I’m ripping them off and do I realize all the jobs I’m going to get as a result of doing this Jackson over? Well, I have to laugh because I didn’t get one job as a result of that cover.”
It got worse when Whelan was misquoted in an interview. A reporter said Michael Jackson wanted his skin lightened for the cover art. The headline read “Michael Jackson Wants to be White.”
Whelan lightened Jackson’s skin in the painting as a creative decision so the figures would stand out from the dark background, but Whelan was concerned about the fan reaction to the interview. It doesn’t appear there was any fallout from it. Jackson later went on to whiten his skin without any help from Whelan, so no harm done by Whelan in the end.
“So much for my flirtation with big-time PR.”
OK, there you have it, and thanks to everyone for your patience while I scared this up! Now you have the straight skinny! And you have an example of how even the most respected creators can get the runaround from clients!
To what extent these musical artists are responsible for the abuse of freelancers doing their album covers, I do not know.
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An essay I wrote in art school. I got an A. I hope you find it as amusing as my teacher did.
Double Meanings in Advertising Phrases
I cannot be the only person who read the requirement of this assignment, and then immediately began making dirty jokes about almost every advertising line I have ever heard in my life. Rendered completely incapable of thinking of anything not filthy, I decided to run off to the grocery and see if I could find something to break my train of thought. Everything I saw looked like a dirty joke, and I am not sure they will ever allow me back in that Food Lion store.
The first thing I saw, right there in the pharmacy aisle, was a tube of toothpaste labeled “Cinnsational!”, I realize this is an attempt to meld the word “cinnamon” and the word “sensational”, but I would not be marketing anything that is supposed to clean my mouth that also sounds like an amalgum of “sin” and “sensational”. I would certainly not market it to kids. As an adult, I can’t get the neuro-association of mouthy sin out of my mind. But my nephew would likely not get the reference and would probably love it. Would I buy it for him? Heck, no.
There are a lot of jokes I could make right now, but I won’t because I am afraid I will be expelled.
Now, there are two advertising slogans from Burger King that are rather telling; “You’re the boss!” and “Have it your way!”
Both of these slogans give a sense of power to the kind of person who would be likely to be dining at Burger King, no one’s first choice for breaking one’s fast. However, at Burger King, even if you’re a shlub who has to eat there, you’re the boss! You’re the king! You rule! You can even request no pickle if you want! Wow! You’re a man! You will order a big, manly, massive burger that will shore up your self esteem with big, manly advertising slogans of massive powerfulness! By the time you get out of Burger King, you will be as massive a world leader as Kim Jung Il!
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GOING VIRTUAL: What Social Networking Can Do For Your Business
by Colleen Doran on February 19th, 2009February 26, 2009 at 2pm EST
Attending events is a great way to source leads and make valuable contacts, but who has time to visit them all? These days, it’s easy to enhance your efforts without leaving your chair. Robbin Block of Blockbeta Marketing will help you navigate the labyrinth of social media sites. She’ll help you understand how, when and where to use social media sites to effectively grow your business, and how to avoid wasting your time when attempting to do so.
You’ll learn:
* 9 ways social networks can help you market your business; Who’s using them: Are they your potential customers?
* How to choose the right social networks (i.e., “should I be on Facebook?”) ; Strategies for making the most of your time.
* What it takes to build a profile, plus 6 ways to get in the mix.
* The rules of engagement: what to say – or not.
If you’ve been wondering how much time you should spend on social networks, or you’ve already dipped your toe in the water but find that you aren’t sure how to make them work for your business, you should listen in.
Presenter: Robbin Block, Blockbeta Marketing, www.blockbeta.com Marketing consultant, instructor, and speaker, Robbin Block of Blockbeta Marketing, has been helping businesses of all sizes to market effectively for over 25 years. Robbin has in-depth knowledge of the Web and its strategic application to business. Her engaging and often humorous presentations provide practical tools that can be put into practice immediately. Robbin has an MBA from Boston University and a BA in Economics from the State University of New York at Albany. She’s also a SCORE counselor on marketing and the Internet, where she’s worked with hundreds of small businesses and startups since 2003. She volunteers at KBCS 91.3FM Seattle on the One World Report public affairs program as a writer, copy editor and voice talent.
A registration form, along with a updated 2009 teleclass calendar, is attached for your convenience. Please note that we must receive the registration form to reserve your spot.
The fee is $15 for members and $25 for non-members. When you register you will be sent information about how to dial in, as well as any applicable handouts from our speakers. And, as a special bonus, all registrants will receive an audio file of the class.
For those unable to attend, but want to learn what was covered, classes will be available as downloadable audio files for the same price. More information on these files will be posted on the Guild’s web site as the files become available.
Registration forms will be posted monthly for each upcoming class at www.gag.org/teleclasses.php. For more information about our teleclass series please contact the Guild office at 212.791.3400 x10, or email sales@gag.org.
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