The Onion report on a newly discovered dinosaur: The Pervertasaurus.
Paleontologists Discover Skeleton Of Nature’s First Sexual Predator
We hear tootsie rolls had a pacific effect on this lowly class of ancient lounge lizard.

Dear heaven, this blind tootsie roll illness is worth than I already diagnosed.



I’m sorry but the squashed Tootsie Roll minis that Brickmuppet found are just heart-breaking! *sob*
These poor innocent lovely Tootsie Rolls suffering all this abuse. *sniff*
Hee.
People are wondering what the hell this tootsie roll thing is all about.