The Onion report on a newly discovered dinosaur: The Pervertasaurus.


Paleontologists Discover Skeleton Of Nature’s First Sexual Predator

We hear tootsie rolls had a pacific effect on this lowly class of ancient lounge lizard.

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The intrepid Brickmuppet discovers yet another link between tootsie rolls and things you should not do in front of a camera.

Dear heaven, this blind tootsie roll illness is worth than I already diagnosed.