Due to yet another upload snafu, I realized that I did not have a new page correctly formatted for today. It is such a bother to go back in the system, remove the misnumbered page, rename the new file, etc.
And so, it is with great regret that I post this picture of Emeris, a character of dubious character. As this post is kinda NWS, I hope this doesn’t get anyone in trouble. IMHO, it doesn’t exactly scream porn or anything. But you know how touchy some people are.
This was a private commission for a fan from some year’s back. Can’t recall who, but I do remember it took me more than a year to get it to them.
Once again, I am forced to thank my noble patrons for their great patience. Wind whistles between my ears on some days, seriously.
Anyway, this has never been published. A web exclusive!
There is a very bad side of me that finds the juxtaposition of the previous page and this one perversely funny.
Which does not alter the fact that Emeris is a louse. A decorative louse. But a louse.
Hope you like the pic of the louse.
The Facebook fan page is here.
It’s pretty enough and all and I’m truly sorry to say this, but because I know what this louse (isn’t that a nice, mild term for this loony?) is like, the pic kind of makes my skin crawl. Sorta like seeing Hitler as a pin-up…. eeeeeewwww.
That’s a rather symbolic pillow by that plant. Course after the week I’ve had finding something that gives me a naughty giggle is a good thing. >:)
Marina, you mean the one with the tassel? Yes, I was thinking the same thing.
Aw, you just posed him like that because you can’t draw hands and feet.
louse – creepy, bloodsucking, leech, pest, something that needs to be killed to be gotten rid of, something that makes you feel better when you’ve killed it and all his buddies…
@ Carla! :Coffee spewing out my nose! BWAHAHAAH!
I hid his willie. I can’t draw willie.
Colleen’s playing “hide the willie” with Emeris? Lolwhut?
/need moar coffee
Emeris is a deeply unfunny character, but for some reason, I can’t help it. I guess it’s like singing “Springtime for Hitler” or something.
It’s the nasty expression on his face that gave it away, actually. I glanced and thought, “That looks kind of like Emeris. Oh, it IS him! No wonder!” Lovely as always.
“I hid his willie. I can’t draw willie.”
Damn you, now that’s all I want to do with my morning.
@Colleen …maybe consciously you can’t draw a willie, but unconsciously… hee hee >=3
there’s this suspicious looking pillow on the left side, by his knee, resting over the striped pillow…that its pointing way too happily into the frame.
“I can’t draw willie.”
Lucky that Emeris isn’t thinking, er…, happy thoughts then.
That pillow may be the funniest thing I have ever drawn in my life, she wrote, modestly.
You can’t draw willie but you can draw one funny pillow.
Pillow talk..
I think the tassel is really what makes the pillow. And the curly hair cascading over it.
It’s official. This picture is filthy.
…but it’s FUNNY (if you look at it wrong).
It may be filthy but it made several people laugh so its not so bad.
That pillow is a recreation of what she didn’t draw between his legs.
The way I see it, he is all show but no grow. *snort*
@mamid “The way I see it, he is all show but no grow. *snort*·”
Like Emeris is trying to compensate with that big pillow, isn’t it? XD “tiny willie”syndrome, perhaps?
Wilting Tassle Syndrome.
well… some guys that are endowed when dull have nothing more to give when spiked…
I’m trying to stay g rated. or at least M. My mind’s in the gutter, which is fine cause its keeping the rest of me company.
This entire thread is morally reprehensible. Which may explain why the site had so many clicks today.
^__________^ what’s wrong with a little lax willie moral?
we don’t want a little lax willie…
How can you call this morally reprehensible? Here we are, being upstanding about the moral and physical shortfalls of an acknowledged villainous character in the story! Has there really been a swelling of outrage piercing our humorous musings? Have the rantings of offended moral sensibilities been thrust upon us?
(And how long can I run on with the double entendres before someone throws a rotten tomato at me?
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I’m not complaining @scribblerworks! XD Please!
overcompensating well endowed shaped pillows, wilting tassles, hands and feet hiding…we could send Emeris crying into the nearest shrink couch!
He’s hiding his feet so we can’t see how big his willie ought to be.