And it’s on ebay for only $43!

I would rather not sell it at all and just find investors to help hire a celebrity Ghost Writer, which would cost, like, 250,000 or something. The company that hires these writers out, guarantee the book to be a New York best seller. From my understanding, a celebrity ghost writer is someone who has written many books for others that have become “best sellers” and are at a point in their writing career to produce these best sellers often. Unfortunately, we just heard the term ghost writer when we watched that movie with Pierce Brosnan so our understanding of the term is limited and we can’t be bothered to do five minutes of Google research.

You amuse me. And now I give you tons of free publicity. You naughty jokesters.

We will share our story with someone in person only and not over the internets. Our story is too valuable to be spread pubicly and will give a lot of new ideas for movies, action figures, cereals, and book series that should belong to the buyer.

Heh. “Pubicly”. You did that on purpose. Right?

Right?

This is yet another laffalot internet time waster. Therefore, more LOLCAT required.