David Tennant in Lord of the Rings?
on January 21st, 2010I have to post this right away. I cannot contain myself.
David Tennant? Could it be? Fabulous rumor here.
I have to post this right away. I cannot contain myself.
David Tennant? Could it be? Fabulous rumor here.
I know most people come here to read articles on the practical side of the creator life: money management, contracts, dealing with editors.
Forgive me for this.
Over at Details, enjoy “So the Woman You Love Has the Hots for a Vampire.”
Vampire tourism brings 60,000 people annually to the little town of Forks. Women swoon over fictional hunks. Men lament the fact that women are no longer satisfied with real men. And now they all know how we feel about Playboy.
This article is five pages long and you will enjoy it.
“I dream about him,” says Tanna Noble, a 46-year-old Twihard from Eatonville, Washington. Dangling from her neck is an ancient-looking pendant that represents the Cullen family crest. “I dream explicit dreams about Edward. You can’t put down what I dream about Edward. It is very, very erotic. It’s not Rob Pattinson. It’s Edward.”
Well, over at NthDraft Livejournal, that saucy wench has found the ultimate Twilight pleasure tools. This is all very NWS, and after you will need to scrub out your eyes with clorox. But if you are into this sort of thing, you will not only get to enjoy a little piece of Edward, it will sparkle for you. You know what I mean.

The reviews are awesome.
Hey there. I appreciate the authenticity y’all were going for here, but I have to tell you that real vampires just do NOT sparkle. That’s ridiculous. Now, if you make one of these that gets cold and all but doesn’t have any of that glitter on it? That would work for me. And maybe you could name it the Viking or something.
Go to the NthDraft to see the before/after on the advertising copy. Methinks someone got a call from an attorney.
And for added snaps and giggles, NthDraft links to yet another happy vampire device that I do not get at all (not that I really get the other one either, but whatever,) because I just can’t understand why anyone would put vampire teeth in a can.

see more Epic Fails
I warned you, all is NWS, but the LULZ will linger, so have a look.
Previous Twilight Wank is here, including links to the not-to-be-missed Sparkledammerung!
RUBIN MUSEUM OF ART presents
CABARETCINEMA
Where Movies and Martinis Mix
Ellen Kushner introduces Vampyr
Friday, November 20
Free ticket with a $7 bar minimum
9:30 p.m.
Vampyr
Carl Theodor Dreyer, France/Germany, 1932
(72 min)
RUBIN MUSEUM OF ART
150 WEST 17TH STREET, NEW YORK CITY www.rmanyc.org 212.620.5000
x344
A student of the occult enters a small village outside of Paris that
is plagued by vampires. Dreyer manages to create a horror film,
fraught with gorgeous cinematography and complex characters that never
allows the audience to stop thinking. All the imagery is set in a
dreamy, gauzy world that seems to exist only for the telling of this
delicate tale. In Jungian terms the vampire is a symbol of the
libidinous instincts turning against life. The archetype often
reflects the symbiotic complicity that exists between victim and
victimizer.
Novelist, performer and public radio personality Ellen Kushner is the
host and writer of the national series PRI’s “Sound & Spirit”. Her
award-winning novels include the mannerpunk cult classic Swordspoint,
and Thomas the Rhymer (World Fantasy Award). Kushner’s children’s
story, The Golden Dreydl: A Klezmer ‘Nutcracker’, has been produced as
a CD (with Shirim Klezmer Orchestra), a picture book, and will be
produced onstage in 2009-10 by New York’s Vital Theatre. She is a co-
founder of the Interstitial Arts Foundation, and lives in NYC.
THE SERIES IS INSPIRED BY:
The Red Book of C.G. Jung
Creation of a New Cosmology
This unprecedented exhibition marks the first public presentation of
the preeminent psychologist C. G. Jung’s (1875-1961) famous Red Book.
During the period in which he worked on this book Jung developed his
principal theories of archetypes, collective unconscious, and the
process of individuation. It is possibly the most influential
unpublished work in the history of psychology. More than two-thirds of
the large, red, leather-bound manuscript’s pages are filled with
Jung’s brightly hued and striking graphic forms paired with his
thoughts written in a beautiful, illuminated style. Jung was
fascinated by the mandala—an artistic representation of the inner and
outer cosmos used in Tibetan Buddhism to help practitioners reach
enlightenment—and used mandala structures in a number of his own
works.
Other films in this series:
November 27 – Bob Fingerman introduces Star Trek: The Enemy Within
December 4 – Michael Rips introduces Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
December 11 – Doug Wright introduces Repulsion
December 18 – Ken Brown introduces In a Lonely Place
January 8 – Percival Everett introduces L’eclisse
January 15 – Nick Antosca introduces Blue Velvet
January 22 – Harris Smith introduces The Face of Another
January 29 – Arie Kaplan introduces Jacob’s Ladder
http://www.rmanyc.org/pages/load/33
More from Ellen Kushner:
Coming in December, two more events that fill me with joy:
• My kids’ holiday show, THE KLEZMER NUTCRACKER, is being presented
again this year by Vital Theatre (76th/B’way) in a *fabulous all-new
production* Dec. 5 – Jan. 3! Details & tickets here:
http://www.vitaltheatre.org/TheKlezmerNutcracker.php
• Tuesday, 8 December, 7:00 pm
I’ll be sharing the bill with Delia Sherman in a reading curated by
Claire Wolf Smith, sponsored by NYRSF, at the South Street Seaport.
I’m presenting the debut of a new, unpublished “Riverside” story to be
read in 2 voices…..
PS: Set in the world of Riverside, read free online this short story written by Delia Sherman and illustrated by Colleen Doran, The Tragedy of King Alexander the Stag.
Our friends at Black Mermaid Productions are posting gorgeous sneak peeks of their upcoming project Elf-Fin. It is unusual to see an artist putting this kind of hand-painted effort into cartoon-influenced images. So many creators have gone digital. It’s lovely to see beautiful modeling devoid of the characterless color one has come to expect from Photoshopped comic art.

I hope you will pop over to the official Black Mermaid website blog where you can see dozens more images from this project. Jozef Szekeres and Julie Ditrich are working hard on this series. Please support these Australian cartoonists whose work has appeared in Joe Linsner’s Dawn, and Erik Larsen’s Dart. Jozef painted a beautiful pin-up for A Distant Soil, which I really need to get around to posting!
Black Mermaid also created the entire mythos for the Wavedancers series, bringing mermaids and elves together for the first time!

There are several very kind mentions of my Tolkien lecture at The One Ring.net, and this post is a great overview of the entire day of lectures featuring The Lord of the Rings music of Howard Shore, and linguist David Salo.
Having got things going with style, Mr Olsen was followed by Colleen Doran, who gave a wonderful presentation about Tolkien’s art, his own influences, and the art of those who have interpreted Middle Earth. She modestly focused largely on the work of others – though we all agreed we would gladly have spent more time looking at her own gorgeous drawings – and her talk was accompanied by images for us all to gaze upon and enjoy! She also brought prints of her ‘Gimli’s Gift’ drawing, for us all to take home with us.
I had a number of people ask why I did not show more of my own Tolkien work in the lecture. I chose to focus on other artists because Tolkien is big and I am small. I will try to find the time to post some of my notes. But I recall that I promised almost four years ago to post my Smithsonian lecture notes too, and never did.
If days were 48 hours long, I am sure I would temporarily delude myself into believing that would give me enough time to do all I want to do.
Anyway, nice pictures at the links, and a shout out to our friend Laura Cooper at Mythology Body, whose guest post on this blog can be found here.
Here is what Thranduil seems like to me, a sketch I did not show at the lecture. Can’t remember if this has been published.

Hope to get a chance to do some official portraits of Thranduil someday, but in the meantime, this sketch makes a nice Elf King!
I’m thinking actor Luke Goss who played Prince Nuada in Hellboy: The Golden Army would make an awesome Thranduil in The Hobbit film, don’t you?

If someone could tell me what’s not to like about this guy, I am open-minded enough to listen to your opinion, but whatever it is you would be wrong.
The “Out of Sequence: Underrepresented Voices in American Comics” exhibit has traveled to the Thorne-Sagendorph Art Gallery at Keene State College in Keene, New Hampshire. The exhibition opened at the end of October and will run into December 2009.
I have several original pieces in it, including an unpublished page from issue #7 of The Book of Lost Souls, and two pages of A Distant Soil. I was surprised how many of the pieces in the exhibit from other artists are digital.
Pen and ink slowly goes the way of the dodo.
I guess this makes me a dodo. I don’t intend on giving it up.
For all the other dodos out there, check out Paper and Inks Arts, the best pen process wonk catalogue ever.
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