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So, nothing says “Welcome to Marvel Comics!” like getting your first gig picked up in a raid.
I should have been prosecuted for crimes against draughtsmanship, not porn, because no rational person is going to see TEH DIRTY in these offerings from Swords of the Swashbucklers.
For the complete back story of my tiny moment in comics history, check out this fascinating series of blog posts by Steve Bissette entitled FORGOTTEN COMICS WARS. It’s the best comics blog reading. Mavbe not EVAH, but certainly the best over the last weeks and weeks. Really.
The posts include internal correspondence, legal papers, and all the inside info on the infamous Friendly Frank’s comic shop raid, an extraordinary event which changed the course of comics history.
No, really.
I promised Steve I’d post my own contribution to the offending material. And here it is.
OH MY GOD! Lock up the children! Turn away! Turn awaaaaaayyyy!
You’re still looking. You sinner.
LOOK! LOOKIE! LOOK! THE PORN! THE PORN! WOMEN LOOKING DEEPLY INTO EACH OTHER’S EYES! THEY’RE DEERTY DEERTY GIRLS!!!
But it’s OK, one of them dies for their sins.
Steve Bissette’s blog contributes his interesting and entertaining excursions into comics history every week. I highly recommend you bookmark.
The Friendly Franks raid was so long ago, even I don’t recall the ending of the story. So, I look forward to Steve’s next installment with great anticipation.
I remember little about my involvement in all of this except I was utterly perplexed that this book was considered porn. Looking at it after all these years, I am even more perplexed how I ever got another job in comics after this. My God, this book was bad.
I simply must thank Marvel Comics for giving me another chance. My work got better.
Happy birthday, Steve.
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